Forty freaked me out. I didn't see it coming. My life was in a state of chaos - I was moving jobs and moving house - and it just hit me like a ton of bricks.

I am very quick to judge.

If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt.

I think the word is adult!

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer.

Well, certainly I think American television is - that's proper TV.