My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule.

Where I get bored is when I show up for a shoot and they want me to wear a feather boa. Too obvious a thing for a poof on the telly to do.

I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer.

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

I think the word is adult!

An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.

Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!'