My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule.

It's lovely to get one successful show - the chances of finding a second one are not so hot.

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

The only time I took Ecstacy was years and years ago. It was absolutely amazing.

An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.

Occasionally the state of the planet can knock me off my perky perch.