Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!'

The only time I took Ecstacy was years and years ago. It was absolutely amazing.

Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you thing, 'really, what an ordinary person'.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

My life could have been so grim really, really grim.

I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness.

Do I have more depth than I'm given credit for? No!