I loved Lucille Ball growing up.

I am very quick to judge.

An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.

I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness.

My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule.

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt.