I loved Lucille Ball growing up.

A comedian's a comedian. They're a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that's why I like them.

All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with.

Tolerance is forced on people in London.

It's lovely to get one successful show - the chances of finding a second one are not so hot.

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.

You don't want to be hard to look at. Plain very good, hard to look at bad. The plain shall inherit the earth; time is our friend.