I loved Lucille Ball growing up.

The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.

Forty freaked me out. I didn't see it coming. My life was in a state of chaos - I was moving jobs and moving house - and it just hit me like a ton of bricks.

In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints

I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship.

Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!'

I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive.