If we don't have souls then who am I talking to when I keep telling myself to be good?
Greg FitzsimmonsI feel life is to be lived. You want to spend your time doing things and being with friends and all that.
Greg FitzsimmonsMy kids teased me at dinner that I'm not cool. I told them if I was cool I wouldn't be sitting at home with my kids. Pass the gravy.
Greg FitzsimmonsWhen a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone actually do it.
Greg Fitzsimmons