If you want to stop two people from having sex, let them get married.

I feel life is to be lived. You want to spend your time doing things and being with friends and all that.

When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone actually do it.

We are now able to create virtual realities on computers. Are we all living in one created by someone in the future?

I enjoy writing the same way I enjoy doing standup. Part of the challenge is being creative and making it work no matter what the constraints.

My kids teased me at dinner that I'm not cool. I told them if I was cool I wouldn't be sitting at home with my kids. Pass the gravy.

Somebody stole my identity. Good luck using it without the medications.