Taking down the Christmas tree makes it feel official: time to get back to joyless and cynical.
Greg FitzsimmonsDriving around with a receding hairline and two kids in a Prius feels a bit boring for me.
Greg FitzsimmonsMy kids teased me at dinner that I'm not cool. I told them if I was cool I wouldn't be sitting at home with my kids. Pass the gravy.
Greg FitzsimmonsI've finally been able to trust and have intimacy with somebody, which I've never been able to do. Like a lot of guys, I just have a hard time getting that connected. I can actually sleep with her in my arms - spoons position, right? Women smile, they love the spoons. Men would rather fork.
Greg Fitzsimmons