I feel life is to be lived. You want to spend your time doing things and being with friends and all that.

They just tested the tap water in Los Angeles and they found traces of estrogen and antidepressants in the tap water. So it's nice to know my son's going to grow up and have huge breasts but it's not going to bother him that much.

When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone actually do it.

I feel life is to be lived. You want to spend your time doing things and being with friends and all that.

Debt means you had more fun than you were supposed to.

They say no one knows if we all see red the same way. Except traffic cops.

There's so many ways to do stand up, and I think, for awhile, people weren't really maximizing the freedom of it. We were all kind of doing a similar kind of stand up, and I started to see some original voices come out of Boston.