I feel life is to be lived. You want to spend your time doing things and being with friends and all that.

Same thing every year, getting up at the crack of dawn, drinking, fighting, throwing up, pissing on walls and then you leave the house and things get bad.

I feel like I am too old to eat jelly. But I am too young to eat prunes. I am between grapes.

We are now able to create virtual realities on computers. Are we all living in one created by someone in the future?

My friend goes, 'If you're going to use Rogaine, just put it somewhere you're going to remember to use it everyday.' So I put it right next to my Prozac. But now it just feels really pathetic using both of these products at the same time, 'cause if either one works, I don't really need the other one.

Driving around with a receding hairline and two kids in a Prius feels a bit boring for me.

When you're not 21, it's great to drink because you're not allowed to. You're a rebel: you gotta get a fake I.D., you gotta find a place to drink it, you gotta sneak in drunk. And if you get away with all that, you're laying in bed, your heart's pounding, you got vomit on your chin. You're like, 'I'm a rebel!' And you are. You're cool.