We are now able to create virtual realities on computers. Are we all living in one created by someone in the future?

I have to stop watching the Olympics. It just reminds me that I forgot to try really hard at something.

They just tested the tap water in Los Angeles and they found traces of estrogen and antidepressants in the tap water. So it's nice to know my son's going to grow up and have huge breasts but it's not going to bother him that much.

I never know what I'm going to say as I walk up to the microphone. I try to be in the moment. I try to go deeper into myself. I discover things on stage that I don't discover off stage about me.

The most interesting hipsters are ones who stop being hipsters.

I feel life is to be lived. You want to spend your time doing things and being with friends and all that.

I've finally been able to trust and have intimacy with somebody, which I've never been able to do. Like a lot of guys, I just have a hard time getting that connected. I can actually sleep with her in my arms - spoons position, right? Women smile, they love the spoons. Men would rather fork.