My kids teased me at dinner that I'm not cool. I told them if I was cool I wouldn't be sitting at home with my kids. Pass the gravy.

Driving around with a receding hairline and two kids in a Prius feels a bit boring for me.

The compulsion to do the opposite of what you are told does not lend itself to many occupations outside the entertainment industry. Within the industry, it is unlikely that you will be very successful without it.

My kids teased me at dinner that I'm not cool. I told them if I was cool I wouldn't be sitting at home with my kids. Pass the gravy.

When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone actually do it.

I was just in Las Vegas, where prostitution is legal. Which is a relief because I live in Los Angeles, where it is mandatory.

We are now able to create virtual realities on computers. Are we all living in one created by someone in the future?