The government is controlling your mind through chem trails, we all know this is true.

Sanctuary cities are a lot like hitchhiking. And the abstract, it feels really good until you feel dead.

The longer I live, the more I'm convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool.

Private citizens and companies are always seen as evil and greedy, because they want to profit. But the government picks your pocket any chance it can get, but they're never called greedy.

The people who whine about Fox News are hypocrites - they say they're totally tolerant, but when they run into someone who doesn't share their assumptions, they say, 'Fox News is evil, and it must be stopped.

If you're hiring, if you're the person doing the hiring, forgive a scar or two. Remember that when we were young, we were also idiots. There were just no cameras there to catch it.

In the hands of fiends, guns will kill you. In your hands, they protect against such fiends.