Security should not be a black and white thing.

Unlike those who fight truly intolerant things like terrorism throughout the world, Madonna is really the lone brave voice in the wilderness standing up against evil.

So the villains aren't gay-hating Islamists or women killing tyrants, but actually us: an American Congress bent on the apocalypse. Don't we understand? Iranians love their children too.

I guess if your heart's in the right place, the trash can go anywhere.

You can't get more racist than hating black conservatives just because they're black.

Commencement addresses are usually garbage. They're for colleges seeking publicity.

People that want to control words will never ever try to break up, like, a fight on a subway. They will never confront an aggressive person on the bus. They prefer their fights to be easy.