You should try to get fired once in a while. It's good for you.

We have a greedy cycle where Human Rights Commissions fine citizens in order to pay their own salaries so they can employ more Human Rights Commissions. It's a bounty system where the prizes are business owner's heads. And so as restaurants go broke, tourists get stabbed. That's human rights in New York. And perhaps America.

Some things get better with age. And then there's Madonna.

The first mistake is trying to explain morality to a terrorist. Like trying to teach a rock to drive. It is impossible.

I have to say that Adam Levine is truly a daring young man to go on Twitter to bash Fox News. He's so rebellious, so subversive. I mean, for a musician, seriously, could you find a more predictable stance than that? He's as edgy as a hacky sack, which also describes his music.

You can't get more racist than hating black conservatives just because they're black.

I guess if your heart's in the right place, the trash can go anywhere.