American people, what about the American people? I think the president delights in the fact that they have been roofied by technology and pop culture. They're not conscious to any expansion of power, which is why they're happy to exist in this dependant decline.

The beauty of progress is that it makes it easier for you to carve out a space to be nonproductive.

I don't know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here's a fun fact. This is how you make apple-smoked bacon.

Sanctuary cities are a lot like hitchhiking. And the abstract, it feels really good until you feel dead.

Military simulation is an important way of training people for an emergency

I have friends my age who started smoking pot when they got out of college. They didn't get anywhere. But if they drank, they managed to go somewhere. Does that make sense?

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.