I would like to see a president with a monocle.

I love it when the market reacts naturally to events. It's like a cat coughing up a fur ball.

I admire President Obama's ability to trust strangers.

Commencement addresses are usually garbage. They're for colleges seeking publicity.

The most problematic word in America is the word "problematic." It's a wuss word used by people to silence language without actually saying that they want to silence you. They don't want to go full fascist.

Playboy seems like a sad magazine for me. It seems like for men who would sit around in a bath robe.

I've always wondered, how did Hitler get away with so much for so long?