The metric system was designed to get people to enter charity runs.Do you think you would go run a 3.1 mile race? No, but if somebody says, hey, 5 km. You go, 5km sounds pretty impressive.

Commencement addresses are usually garbage. They're for colleges seeking publicity.

Private citizens and companies are always seen as evil and greedy, because they want to profit. But the government picks your pocket any chance it can get, but they're never called greedy.

The government is controlling your mind through chem trails, we all know this is true.

The longer I live, the more I'm convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool.

How can you have a reasonable debate with people who are constantly changing the panic? They are moving the panic to a greater wave of hysteria?

The problem with leftism as a vice is that everyone else is stuck with the hangover.