Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.
Greg GutfeldSanctuary cities are a lot like hitchhiking. And the abstract, it feels really good until you feel dead.
Greg GutfeldWhen you talk about Islamic terror. You go, oh, you're an Islamic - you're Islamophobic because you besmirching all Muslims. No. I'm talking about Islamic terror.
Greg GutfeldAdults use children in order to survive because now, we have this [kids] tissue that can allow us to live longer. And once you've accepted this idea that you can use this tissue to make yourself healthier, what's to stop you from making it into a nutritional supplement? What's to stop you from any kind of weird, bizarre, amoral act because you've already made the leap?
Greg Gutfeld