We need to remember who the enemy is, and then we need to eat them alive.

Playboy seems like a sad magazine for me. It seems like for men who would sit around in a bath robe.

You also wonder if a restaurant placed an ad that read, "Only homeless need apply," would they get fined? Probably not. But if they said, "No homeless apply," they would be transient bigots. For as bureaucrats use language to punish the lawful, they use tolerance to coddle the troubled.

ObamaCare is creating nothing but misery for everybody.

Legal gun ownership always prevails over the emotionalism of the gun control movement.

Essentially, the Tea Party are the Hell's Angels, but with sun visors instead of switch blades. They push macaroni instead of meth. Mess with the Tea Party and they'll put your dog in an American flag sweater on a hot day.

There's an argument that celebrities stop growing mentally the moment they reach stardom and then they just - everything goes away. I think that's true.