The longer I live, the more I'm convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool.

I would like to see a president with a monocle.

I'm so tired of the same old cliche costumes. When people dress up as animals, they always go as, like, lions and tigers and dogs. You know, why don't you try something different? Dress up like a lemur.

We need to remember who the enemy is, and then we need to eat them alive.

Celebrities are the doormats to power.

If you throw the baby away, that's garbage. But no, the heart's precious. You could get something, you could save a life. Well, you just threw away a baby but the heart's valuable. That's the horror and the terror and the hypocrisy that nobody can understand. We base communities on the idea of protecting children based on the sacrifice of adults. Adults work and die so that their next generation would grow and prosper.

Some things get better with age. And then there's Madonna.