It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February.

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness.

Revenge is a dish best served . . . At every meal.

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."