I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February.

[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.

I don't know everything about the Southern Hemisphere, but if you're fans of something as bad as Vegemite, we must have similar interests.

Revenge is a dish best served . . . At every meal.

Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness.

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots.