[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

I've never been starstruck but I may have wanted to strike a star once or twice.

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

Revenge is a dish best served . . . At every meal.