I don't know everything about the Southern Hemisphere, but if you're fans of something as bad as Vegemite, we must have similar interests.
I had peanut butter once. It was awful.
Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness.
The best things in life are . . . Annoying.
It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.
I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.