I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.

Revenge is a dish best served . . . At every meal.

[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.

I don't know everything about the Southern Hemisphere, but if you're fans of something as bad as Vegemite, we must have similar interests.