Not a lot of gay guys end up coming to alt-comedy-ish shows. They like all these '80s shimmer shows, or they like going to drag shows. It is always weird and interesting when I meet somebody at a gay bar who is familiar with my stuff.

Self-confidence is a terrible, terrible thing; it's also the most attractive thing.

I'm just figuring out being able to understand that it's cool for me to date, and have guys be interested in me, and be interested in guys.

It's very important to older male homosexuality in Los Angeles to have a pool, so that cute boys will come to your house and swim around in the pool.

All I want out of music is to think to myself, this could be in a makeover montage.

I am not a huge fan of being around people all the time. I really like being able to leave people.

The weird thing is when you're a gay guy my age, I spent so much of my life just thinking I was probably never going to date anyone, so now just thinking, "all right, settle down and have a child" seems ridiculous to me.