Not a lot of gay guys end up coming to alt-comedy-ish shows. They like all these '80s shimmer shows, or they like going to drag shows. It is always weird and interesting when I meet somebody at a gay bar who is familiar with my stuff.

I really like that homosexuality is a little bit of an existential puzzle.

I probably should work harder on relationships, but I don't, and there's not the same kind of imperative as when you have all the right equipment to make a human being together.

Gay people, we die in all the movies, like we almost always die in the movie, because that's what you can do to us that's dramatic. We can't make a baby.

A nice thing about being 40 is that you're not a kid about your understanding of sex or sexuality anymore.

It is easier to be gay at this very moment than it was five minutes ago. It is just constantly getting better, and it's wonderful.

I want so much to believe in true love.