Not a lot of gay guys end up coming to alt-comedy-ish shows. They like all these '80s shimmer shows, or they like going to drag shows. It is always weird and interesting when I meet somebody at a gay bar who is familiar with my stuff.

It's very important to older male homosexuality in Los Angeles to have a pool, so that cute boys will come to your house and swim around in the pool.

All I want out of music is to think to myself, this could be in a makeover montage.

We live in a world of media that are constantly telling us it is only the shape of your body that matters to how attractive you are, and that's silly.

The person I have sex with doesn't necessarily need to have primacy in my life.

I probably should work harder on relationships, but I don't, and there's not the same kind of imperative as when you have all the right equipment to make a human being together.

The wonderful thing about a TV show is if you get picked up for another season, there's no happily ever after.