Deeply in my heart, do I want to believe that there is that special guy that is for me. Yes, absolutely.

I'm excited for the new crop of gay comics who have never been closeted, who never thought that they needed to put on a dress to tell a joke, and it's exciting.

A nice thing about being 40 is that you're not a kid about your understanding of sex or sexuality anymore.

It is easier to be gay at this very moment than it was five minutes ago. It is just constantly getting better, and it's wonderful.

I probably should work harder on relationships, but I don't, and there's not the same kind of imperative as when you have all the right equipment to make a human being together.

When I did find guys with whom I was very sexually compatible, trying to figure out how romance worked... when you're a gay guy you don't necessarily have that same push to make a conventional relationship work.

I am a unique boutique product, I'm not for everybody.