Deeply in my heart, do I want to believe that there is that special guy that is for me. Yes, absolutely.

The weird thing is when you're a gay guy my age, I spent so much of my life just thinking I was probably never going to date anyone, so now just thinking, "all right, settle down and have a child" seems ridiculous to me.

One of the nice things about being me is you show up in a town, you meet somebody interesting and entertaining, and for 48 hours, what a wonderful person to be around. You mess around, and all of that is super, super fun, and you don't have to deal with the long-term consequences of it.

Self-confidence is a terrible, terrible thing; it's also the most attractive thing.

I'm just figuring out being able to understand that it's cool for me to date, and have guys be interested in me, and be interested in guys.

The wonderful thing about a TV show is if you get picked up for another season, there's no happily ever after.

At the same time, we can't blame comedians for taking time to learn. Any critic of comedy who believes that he has always, universally, been on the right side of justice is engaging in a hypocrisy that is itself a joke.