I am a unique boutique product, I'm not for everybody.

I want so much to believe in true love.

The wonderful thing about a TV show is if you get picked up for another season, there's no happily ever after.

While I was doing shitty little bar shows in the Central Valley in 2004, I was being out and helping people realize that gay people aren't monsters, that they are just people. So I look at this world with a great deal of pride, and I'm excited for it.

A nice thing about being 40 is that you're not a kid about your understanding of sex or sexuality anymore.

I probably should work harder on relationships, but I don't, and there's not the same kind of imperative as when you have all the right equipment to make a human being together.

Not a lot of gay guys end up coming to alt-comedy-ish shows. They like all these '80s shimmer shows, or they like going to drag shows. It is always weird and interesting when I meet somebody at a gay bar who is familiar with my stuff.