It is easier to be gay at this very moment than it was five minutes ago. It is just constantly getting better, and it's wonderful.

We live in a world of media that are constantly telling us it is only the shape of your body that matters to how attractive you are, and that's silly.

It's very important to older male homosexuality in Los Angeles to have a pool, so that cute boys will come to your house and swim around in the pool.

The person I have sex with doesn't necessarily need to have primacy in my life.

At the same time, we can't blame comedians for taking time to learn. Any critic of comedy who believes that he has always, universally, been on the right side of justice is engaging in a hypocrisy that is itself a joke.

One of the nice things about being me is you show up in a town, you meet somebody interesting and entertaining, and for 48 hours, what a wonderful person to be around. You mess around, and all of that is super, super fun, and you don't have to deal with the long-term consequences of it.

I am a unique boutique product, I'm not for everybody.