I'm just figuring out being able to understand that it's cool for me to date, and have guys be interested in me, and be interested in guys.

It is easier to be gay at this very moment than it was five minutes ago. It is just constantly getting better, and it's wonderful.

I really like that homosexuality is a little bit of an existential puzzle.

I'm excited for the new crop of gay comics who have never been closeted, who never thought that they needed to put on a dress to tell a joke, and it's exciting.

Gay people, we die in all the movies, like we almost always die in the movie, because that's what you can do to us that's dramatic. We can't make a baby.

It's very important to older male homosexuality in Los Angeles to have a pool, so that cute boys will come to your house and swim around in the pool.

Self-confidence is a terrible, terrible thing; it's also the most attractive thing.