The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.
You don't have to be naked to look naked. You just have to think naked.
A naked dog for a naked lady.
I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.
It's not what you do. It's the way you do it-stripping, or writing, or talking . . . or just breathing. Do it with an air, and never admit you're scared.
I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.