I used to come home at night full of inspiration, and sit up with a bottle of Scotch. As I wrote, the words seemed wonderful, just too wonderful to be coming from me. Next morning I always found they were terrible and I could never use anything I wrote.
God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club
I'm probably the highest paid outdoor entertainer since Cleopatra.
If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly.
A naked dog for a naked lady.
Anything worth doing well is worth doing slowly.