God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club
It's not what you do. It's the way you do it-stripping, or writing, or talking . . . or just breathing. Do it with an air, and never admit you're scared.
A naked dog for a naked lady.
The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.
Men aren’t attracted to me by my mind. They’re attracted by what I don’t mind.
I used to come home at night full of inspiration, and sit up with a bottle of Scotch. As I wrote, the words seemed wonderful, just too wonderful to be coming from me. Next morning I always found they were terrible and I could never use anything I wrote.