I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.
God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club
God is love, but get it in writing.
I used to come home at night full of inspiration, and sit up with a bottle of Scotch. As I wrote, the words seemed wonderful, just too wonderful to be coming from me. Next morning I always found they were terrible and I could never use anything I wrote.
The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.
She's descended from a long line her mother listened to.