I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.
You don't have to be naked to look naked. You just have to think naked.
The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.
I'm probably the highest paid outdoor entertainer since Cleopatra.
God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club
It's not what you do. It's the way you do it-stripping, or writing, or talking . . . or just breathing. Do it with an air, and never admit you're scared.