Gypsy Rose Lee Quotes

If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly.

I used to come home at night full of inspiration, and sit up with a bottle of Scotch. As I wrote, the words seemed wonderful, just too wonderful to be coming from me. Next morning I always found they were terrible and I could never use anything I wrote.

It's not what you do. It's the way you do it-stripping, or writing, or talking . . . or just breathing. Do it with an air, and never admit you're scared.

You don't have to be naked to look naked. You just have to think naked.

The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.

I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower.

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to.

I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.

A naked dog for a naked lady.

God is love, but get it in writing.

God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club

I'm probably the highest paid outdoor entertainer since Cleopatra.

Anything worth doing well is worth doing slowly.

Men aren’t attracted to me by my mind. They’re attracted by what I don’t mind.