God is love, but get it in writing.
She's descended from a long line her mother listened to.
I used to come home at night full of inspiration, and sit up with a bottle of Scotch. As I wrote, the words seemed wonderful, just too wonderful to be coming from me. Next morning I always found they were terrible and I could never use anything I wrote.
You don't have to be naked to look naked. You just have to think naked.
I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.
The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.