God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club
I used to come home at night full of inspiration, and sit up with a bottle of Scotch. As I wrote, the words seemed wonderful, just too wonderful to be coming from me. Next morning I always found they were terrible and I could never use anything I wrote.
A naked dog for a naked lady.
God is love, but get it in writing.
I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.
I'm probably the highest paid outdoor entertainer since Cleopatra.