I used to come home at night full of inspiration, and sit up with a bottle of Scotch. As I wrote, the words seemed wonderful, just too wonderful to be coming from me. Next morning I always found they were terrible and I could never use anything I wrote.

I'm probably the highest paid outdoor entertainer since Cleopatra.

A naked dog for a naked lady.

I used to come home at night full of inspiration, and sit up with a bottle of Scotch. As I wrote, the words seemed wonderful, just too wonderful to be coming from me. Next morning I always found they were terrible and I could never use anything I wrote.

God is love, but get it in writing.

The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.

Anything worth doing well is worth doing slowly.