I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.
God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club
Men aren’t attracted to me by my mind. They’re attracted by what I don’t mind.
God is love, but get it in writing.
The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.
If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly.