Men aren’t attracted to me by my mind. They’re attracted by what I don’t mind.
I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.
God will protect us, but to make sure, carry a heavy club
It's not what you do. It's the way you do it-stripping, or writing, or talking . . . or just breathing. Do it with an air, and never admit you're scared.
The dog is dressed just like me at the climax of my act.
She's descended from a long line her mother listened to.