Liberals have many tails and chase them all.

There is, in fact, no reason to believe that any given natural phenomenon, however marvelous it may seem today, will remain forever inexplicable. Soon or late the laws governing the production of life itself will be discovered in the laboratory, and man may set up business as a creator on his own account. The thing, indeed, is not only conceivable; it is even highly probable.

It costs more to maintain ten vices than one virtue.

It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull.

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.

There are some people who read too much: The bibliobibuli.

Syllogisms а la mode - If you are against labor racketeers, then you are against the working man. If you are against demagogues, then you are against democracy. If you are against Christianity, then you are against God. If you are against trying a can of Old Dr. Quack's Cancer Salve, then you are in favor of letting Uncle Julius die.