Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
H. L. MenckenMorality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.
H. L. MenckenThe only way that a government can provide for jobs for all citizens is by deciding what every man should do.
H. L. MenckenMen always try to make virtues of their weaknesses. Fear of death and fear of life both become piety.
H. L. MenckenSuch is the art of writing as Dreiser understands it and practices it--an endless piling up of minutiae, an almost ferocious tracking down of ions, electrons and molecules, an unshakable determination to tell it all. One is amazed by the mole-like diligence of the man, and no less by his exasperating disregard for the ease of his readers.
H. L. Mencken