I give you Chicago. It is not London and Harvard. It is not Paris and buttermilk. It is American in every chitling and sparerib. It is alive from snout to tail.
H. L. MenckenIt is a peculiarity of the American mind that it regards any excursion into the truth as an adventure into cynicism.
H. L. MenckenThe saddest life is that of a political aspirant under democracy. His failure is ignominious and his success is disgraceful.
H. L. MenckenHappiness is peace after strife, the overcoming of difficulties, the feeling of security and well-being. The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
H. L. Mencken