Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.
Creator: A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
How little it takes to make life unbearable: a pebble in the shoe, a cockroach in the spaghetti, a woman's laugh.
I hate sports the way people who like sports hate common sense.
Looking for an honest politician is like looking for an ethical burglar.
The military caste did not originate as a party of patriots, but as a party of bandits