There's really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal.

Evil is that which one believes of others.

Religion, after all, is nothing but an hypothesis framed to account for what is evidentially unaccounted for.

Suppose two-thirds of the members of the national House of Representatives were dumped into the Washington garbage incinerator tomorrow, what would we lose to offset our gain of their salaries and the salaries of their parasites?

Man is never honestly the fatalist, nor even the stoic. He fights his fate, often desperately. He is forever entering bold exceptions to the rulings of the bench of gods. This fighting, no doubt, makes for human progress, for it favors the strong and the brave. It also makes for beauty, for lesser men try to escape from a hopeless and intolerable world by creating a more lovely one of their own.

There is no idea so stupid that you can't find a professor who will believe it.

I detest converts almost as much as I do missionaries.