Love begins like a triolet and ends like a college yell.

The instant I reach Heaven, I'm going to speak to God very sharply.

The truth is that Christian theology, like every other theology, is not only opposed to the scientific spirit; it is also opposed to all other attempts at rational thinking.

If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be barred from any public office in the United States and the families of the breed would be shipped off to the white slave corrals of Argentina.

I have lived in one house in Baltimore for nearly forty-five years. It has changed in that time, as I have - but somehow it still remains the same. No conceivable decorator's masterpiece could give me the same ease. It is as much a part of me as my two hands. If I had to leave it I'd be as certainly crippled as if I lost a leg.

Philosophy, as the modern world knows it, is only intellectual club-swinging.

Unsuccessful candidates for the Presidency should be quietly hanged as a matter of public sanitation and decorum.