Love begins like a triolet and ends like a college yell.

Justice is what you get when you run out of money.

The effect of every sort of New Deal is to increase and prosper the criminal class. It teaches precisely what all professional criminals believe, to wit, that, it is neither virtuous nor necessary to suffer and to do without.

Some boys go to college and eventually succeed in getting out. Others go to college and never succeed in getting out. The latter are called professors.

Man is a natural polygamist: he always has one woman leading him by the nose, and another hanging on to his coattails.

If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States.

The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal. Some of their most esteemed inventions have no other apparent purpose - for example, the dinner party of more than two, the epic poem, and the science of metaphysics.