For me to go into politics would be like sending a virgin into a house of ill-repute.

God must love the rich or he wouldn't divide so much among so few of them.

A mood of constructive criticism being upon me, I propose forthwith that the method of choosing legislators now prevailing in the United States be abandoned and that the method used in choosing juries be substituted. That is to say, I propose that the men who make our laws be chosen by chance and against will of all the rest of us, as now.

How do they taste? They taste like more.

Truth would quickly cease to be stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.

This combat between proletariat and plutocracy is, after all, itself a civil war. Two inferiorities struggle for the privilege of polluting the world.

Our whole practical government is grounded in mob psychology and the Boobus Americanus will follow any command that promises to make him safer.