He who eats alone chokes alone.

The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain disdain; he is anything but her ideal. In consequence, she cannot help feeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is their father.

Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.

War is the only sport which is genuinely amusing. And it is the only sport which has any intelligible use.

Complete masculinity and stupidity are often indistinguishable.

He who eats alone chokes alone.

The aim of New Deals is to exterminate the class of creditors and thrust all men into that of debtors. It is like trying to breedcattle with all cows and no bulls.