Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.
The martini: the only American invention as perfect as the sonnet.
The first kiss is stolen by the man; the last is begged by the woman.
Who will argue that 98.6 Farenheit is the right temperature for man? As for me, I decline to do it. It may be that we are all actually freezing hence the pervading stupidity of mankind. At 110 or 115 degrees even archbishops might be intelligent.
Hamlet has been played by 5,000 actors, no wonder he is crazy.
War may make a fool of man, but it by no means degrades him; on the contrary, it tends to exalt him, and its net effects are much like those of motherhood on women.