The martini: the only American invention as perfect as the sonnet.
There is no record in the history of a nation that ever gained anything valuable by being unable to defend itself.
Complete masculinity and stupidity are often indistinguishable.
The best client is a scared millionaire.
The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the business of government; they have only a talent for getting and holding office.