Freedom of press is limited to those who own one.

To the best of my knowledge and belief, the average American newspaper, even of the so-called better sort, is not only quite as bad as Upton Sinclair says it is, but 10 times worse

The book of Genesis, a farrago of nonsense so wholly absurd that even Sunday-school scholars have to be threatened with Hell to make them accept it.

After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.

I drink exactly as much as I want, and one drink more.

Living with a dog is easy- like living with an idealist.

All talk of winning the people by appealing to their intelligence, of conquering them by impeccable syllogism, is so much moonshine.