After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.

Men always try to make virtues of their weaknesses. Fear of death and fear of life both become piety.

Jealousy is a keen observer, but looks for all the wrong signs.

When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.

The fact is that the average man's love of liberty is nine-tenths imaginary, exactly like his love of sense, justice and truth.

No married woman ever trusts her husband absolutely, nor does she ever act as if she did trust him. Her utmost confidence is as wary as an American pickpocket's confidence that the policeman on the beat will stay bought.

There is, it appears, a conspiracy of scientists afoot. Their purpose is to break down religion, propagate immorality, and so reduce mankind to the level of brutes. They are the sworn and sinister agents of Beelzebub, who yearns to conquer the world, and has his eye especially upon Tennessee.]