Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids.

I'm a writer, so I like dissecting things.

If I have anything, it's tenacity.

'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer.

Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer.

Cold Case Files and similar shows do bang up business, which points to a certain thirst for details in the viewership, but it seems like all the news chat shows continue to force the myth that Americans can’t stand detail and have no interest in an idea that can’t fit on a bumper sticker.