Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids.

It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money.

'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

Ive been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old.

Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids.

Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker didn't really care whether or not you won the toaster. Sorry to shatter everyone's dreams.

If you are for freedom and equal rights, which we hear a lot of talk about these days, then you have to include the LGBTQ community in that. And if you're not willing to put your time where your mouth is, then I don't know quite what you mean by commitment in your life.