Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids.

Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker didn't really care whether or not you won the toaster. Sorry to shatter everyone's dreams.

If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.

Ive been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old.

I've always said that I benefit, as an actor, from not having the illusion of security.

There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing.

I'm a futurist. Technology is our way out of almost every problem we have. Technology can create a new sense of community.