Boredom is your mind and body's way of telling you you're not living up to your potential.

Ive been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old.

If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer.

Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids.

The Bush administration made us nostalgic for ... well, any other time in history.

I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try to focus in that.

Boredom is your mind and body's way of telling you you're not living up to your potential.