People think that the arts are optional and they aren't. They teach a level of emotional depth that's equally important to mathematic skill. You can replace some math skills with a calculator if you know how to operate the thing, but there's no calculator for human interaction.

Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.

I try to be as ignorant about things as I can.

There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing.

Ive been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old.

Political and social change is always a stagger-step process. One step forward, two steps back. They want you to give up.

If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer.